VICTORIA'S SECRET

There once was a man, I don't know the name of the man, but he had a wife, he also had a mistress named Victoria. He designed & made lingerie for his mistress, but he told Victoria to keep that secret from his wife. So basically that’s the history of Victoria's Secret.

"REAL"?

WHAT'S the POINT of BEING "REAL", KEEPING it "REAL", or hearing the POPULAR sayings of;

"Be "REAL."

"I'M 100% REAL."

"GET REAL"

"I'M GONNA KEEP it REAL"

WHAT'S the POINT?

There is NONE, because I CAN CLEARLY SEE that you are REAL, you're a "REAL" person, a "REAL" LIVING, BREATHING HUMAN BEING!

HOW "REAL can you get???